If you haven't been to an NHRA race before, this
is something you might want to know before you go! I'll try to explain
this my best... When the nitromethane powered cars(Funny and Top Fuel)
are rebuilt after every race, the crews have to start the cars in the pits
to tune it and make sure everything is running right. No big deal, just
loud right? Yeah right! I don't know anything about the chemical composition
of nitromethane, but it's extremely "potent" stuff. Ok, here's a scenario:
You're standing next to John Force's pit and the crew just finished assembling
the motor. All of a sudden, every crew member puts on earmuffs and a gas
mask. I can see why they're using earmuffs because the noise is extremely
loud, way too loud to listem to with the naked ear, you'll probably suffer
hearing loss from listening to one of these cars up close, not kidding;
but why are they wearing gas masks? Ok, so you plug your ears with your
fingers and they start the car. The car is still loud as hell and everyhting
is vibrating, hey, this is kind of cool! When they rev up a Funny Car at
idle, it revs twice as fast as any street bike, it's a real quick, short,
crisp rev that you can literally heard for miles. When you're sitting in
the stands watching some of the races, you'll hear a loud rumble(i'm getting
goosebumps writing about this, seriously) as they start the car and then
the noise will turn from a deep rumble to an extremely loud, I mean VERY
F*CKING LOUD, crackling or rattlesnake kind of noise. It chatters and chitters
and the canopy covering the pits is about to blow off from the exhaust
pressure coming out of the headers. Ok, so you're standing there watching
this, you're thinking to yourself, "Hey, I might wanna trade in my truck
and get a Camaro and throw a 502 in and build a drag car. This is extremely
cool. I love drag racing!" Right before you finish that thought, your eyes
will start to burn, your nose will burn, and within ten seconds you're
vision will go from looking at the drag car in front of you to a bunch
of blurry tears and you won't be able to see straight. What the hell is
going on??? You've been hit with, the nitromethane effect. So while
you're trying to figure out what the heck is going on with your eyes and
nose, you'll rub your eyes... while you're rubbing your eyes, they'll make
a quick, loud rev with the engine and you'll almost lose your hearing.
You turn around and you'll soon find out that there is no one within a
20 feet radius of the pit because everyone else was hit with the nitromethane
fumes and they're half-dead on the ground over off to the side. Just as
you're about to go insane or shout out because of the pain in your eyes,
nose, and ears, you hear the engine quiet down and go into a sound that
reminds me of a big diesel Kenworth on the freeway, with the supercharger
whine of course. It gets quieter and quieter and eventually it stops. You're
left in a frenzy trying to get your senses back and within 30 seconds,
the haze of nitromethane fumes blows off into the sky and people start
walking back smiling and laughing and saying how cool that was. You're
thinking, "Shit, I almost died just then." Eventually, you'll gain everything
back once all the fumes get out of your system and you'll want to wipe
all the tears off yor face in fear of looking like a wussy infront of the
crew. All the crew members take off their gasmasks and go about their business.
It's over. Your first thought, "THAT SUCKED! I AM NEVER STANDING WITHIN
A MILE OF THIS CAR EVER AGAIN." Your second thought, "Damn, that was pretty
cool!"
I found this part out the hard way. I was walking down pit row and through
the crowd, there was a big open circle with no one near the car that was
being tuned. I thought that the people couldn't stand the noise and were
all a bunch of wussies, so I kept walking. Within three seconds, the nitromethane
fumes hit me and almost knocked me to the ground, no shit. I have been
in a room that had pepperspray sprayed in it and the nitromethane felt
much the same, only about ten times stronger. The fumes get into your nose
and start to itch(then you start picking your nose and everyone looks at
you), your eyes start to water and burn, and then you sit there in a frenzy
trying to decide where you should put your hands; over your ears, over
your nose, or over your eyes. You can watch and see people playing "Chicken
with the car" when they start them up. Whoever can stand next to it the
longest it the winner. There are a few smart people who bring their own
gasmasks so they can stand next to the car when it's started while everyone
within 50 feet runs away. It's truly, a real cool experience. Here are
a few pictures..
Joe Amato's pit
You can see the crew members with their gasmasks on as they're about
to start this Top Fuel car. Since this car was backed into the pit, the
headers pointed away from the crowd, which helped because most of the fumes
didn't blow right at us. Most people could stand next to this for the whole
startup tuning period for this reason
The Interstate Batteries Funny Car
This car was parked inwards and you can see how the headers are pointing
towards the crowd. This car was started for about five seconds when I took
this picture. I took this picture and ran, so did the three guys in the
picture. You can see the crew members wearing gasmasks. Notice how the
canopy on the left is perfectly flat. Notice how the canopy above the Funny
Car is blowing all over the place.
The crowd
You can see one guy rubbing his eyes after they just finished tuning
Tony Perdregon's car.
Tuning session in John Forces pit
That yellow haze isn't the camera lense, it's the nitromethane floating
through the air. The guy was shouting because his eyes were burning and
you can see the woman in the red shaking off her hands as she was trying
to rub the burn out of her eyes.
NHRA, bring your own gasmask!
Some of the smart people brought their own gasmasks. Next year, I'm
bringing one too!
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